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Da bao ngay
Stock lai xuong
Xuong baolan
Van xuong them
Em hoi em
Sotien ma
Minh dautu
tu ngay do
da het roi
Nay em hoi
Sotien em giudo
Montien trong bank do
Rut ra di em
Chukhong thi
Margin call toitap
Margin keu ban gap
Thieu them credit line
Het phennay
Anh se hua
Se khongthem
Mua stock dau
Anh se them
Job buoichieu
Trano xong
Trano. xong
Con may dong
Traloi:
Da baolan,
Anh da hua,
hua cho nhieu,
Cung vaythoi.
Thoi chet cha,
anh cho roi,
mot lan thoi, mot lan thoi....
lan cuoi cung.......

I Want to be a Wife

DDD's Collection

A man was complaining: " Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, meantime my wife stays at home, I would give anything if you would grant me one wish: "switch me into my wife". She's got it easy at home I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is.

As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and granted his wish.

Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn, makes lunch boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to school, on his way back stop at the gas station, cashes a check, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners, quickly goes to the market. It was 1: 00 o'clock already, he made the beds, took the clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the house, made some rice, went to pick up the kids from school had an argument with the kids.

As soon as he got home he fed the kids, washed the dirty dishes, he hung the damp clothes he had washed on the chairs because it was raining outside. He helped the kids with their homework, watched some TV while he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner, he gave the kids a bath and put them to sleep.

At 9:00 o'clock he was so tired and he went to bed. Of course there was some more duties and some how he managed to get them done and finally fell a sleep.

The next morning he prays to God once again: "Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can't take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please, oh please."

Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying: " Dear son, of course I'll switch you back into yourself but there's one minor detail, you will have to wait 9 months because last night you got pregnant.

Uống Rượu Một Mình

Phan Cung Nghiệp

uống rượu nằm say lăn trên mây
một hồn rụng xuống dưới phương nầy
tịchliêu quấnquít trong tàáo
rungrinh bóngnắng trắng đầu cây

chuốcrượu chiều dâng hồn lạcphách
em cười xiêuvẹo bóngtrăng chơi
nhã sươngkhói ẩm xây thànhquách
em bước quayvề lạ với tôi

hết rượu ngồi trông mây xám bay
chiều sang nắng úa áo mơ phai
hắthiu một cõi trời côquạnh
mơhồ trong gió nhẹ tiếng hài

có lá thu lay hồnguyệttưởng
sương mờ vừa rụng xuống đầu non
thềm tây áonão bờ môi lạnh
sayrượu cười nghe đã mõimòn

sayrượu cười vang một góctrời
lăn trên mây trắngxoá em ơi!

Sàigòn 1971
(Chínhvăn, Bộmới, xuấtbản trong năm 1971)

Dòng Ðầu Ngày

Thận Nhiên

Bamươi chín năm trước
Giờnày
Chắc mẹ đang đớnđau
Giờnày
Chắc mẹ đang vui
Con rađời
Con lớnlên lấy chữ làm cuộc chơi
Chưa dám viết một dòng về mẹ
Những sinhnhật con vui niềmvui rađời
Chẳng baogiờ nhớ đến cơnđau của mẹ.
Khi tậncùng đaukhổ
Ai cũng bậtkhóc
"Mẹ ơi!"
Có lúc phai chôn những dòngchữ vào lòng
Cólúc nướcmắt tràora không kềmgiữ
Thận Nhiên

9/1/2001

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MEMORY

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

COMPREHENSION

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before marriage and after marriage.

Richard Le's Collection