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Nguyễn Tuân
The Fart Nguyen Tuan For 218 years the US has not had a King, only now He is enthroned with a corona after almost 4 years to have refused being crowned! One day, the King was sitting in the court, suddenly he farted, and his cabinet's people listened and said, "All the Majesty, it sounded like the melody of the flute." His counselors complemented, "It smells like flaming lily and orchards." The king was glad to hear and felt flattered, but then he became worried, said "Farts by little people smell much more like rotting oranges. Now I were able to make my mine to smell so much less rotten than theirs that I am afraid to have courted death around the Queen's Rose Garden." His henchmen in both his right and left turned pale. Luckily, the King expelled another one. This time the in-law prince stretched out his nose snipping vigorously and said, "I can smell that it fills the whole house with the most rotten white eggs, His Majesty!" The whole party's members present did not want to be left behind, their chorus echoed in unison, "Your Majesty's fart is one of the kind; it not only smells rotten Mints but also sounds like trumpet blowers in the West!" Re-told from author Nguyen Tuan's work. Vu Thu Hien re-quoted in Nightfall in the Mid of the Day - Ngườihiệuđính: dchph vào ngày Oct.4.2020, 12:35 am ----------------------------- | ||||||||||||||||
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