INTERNATIONAL MEN

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting for instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant
and a laundry, have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for
their store.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the
true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of
fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees
make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her
nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving and how
at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.

The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whisky. But they're
satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

The two Vietnamese men got into heated discussions on politics, ideologies, democracy and human rights for Vietnam, while the woman sat aside in silence watching them day in day out. At the end of the day, the bored woman stood up, undressed, revealing her well-endowed body. Wow! She then took a long look at the men, and another long look at the endless ocean, and started swimming away as quickly as she could.

The two Vietnamese men went into a frenzy of building a boat, then they asked the woman if she would escape with them to Down Under. The woman said "Yes" and, instead of gold bars, she promised to repay them with sex, in return for their offer.

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Hãy sống cho tình!