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Author: dchph posted on 8/8/2009 11:34:21 AM "Tamtựkinh", The Three Character Classic, Trimetric Classic or San Zi Jing (traditional Chinese: 三字經; simplified Chinese: 三字经) is one of the Chinese classic texts. It was probably written in the 13th century and attributed to Wang Yinglin (王應麟 Vương Ứng-Lân, 1223-1296) during the Song Dynasty (Đời Tống). It is also attributed to Ou Shizi (區適子 Âu Thích-Tử, 1234-1324). For those who knows Chinese you will see that this is a very clever and witty translation of a short segment of ancient Chinese teachings ever done by a foreigner !!! 人之初 Nhân chi sơ, At the beginning of life. 性本善 Tính bổn thiện.: Sex is good. 性相近 Tính tương cận , : Basically, all the sex are same.. 習相遠 Tập tương viễn.: But it depends on how you do it.. 苟不教 Cẩu bất giáo, If you do not practice all the time, 性乃遷 Tính nãi thiên.: Sex will leave you. 教之道 Giáo chi đạo,: The way of learning it 貴以專 Quí dĩ chuyên: It is very important to make love with only one person. 昔孟母 Tích Mạnh mẫu, : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 擇鄰處 Trạch lân xử,: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 子不學 Tử bất học, : If you don't study hard, 斷機杼 Đoạn cơ trữ.: Your Dick will become useless. 竇燕山 Đậu Yên-sơn: Dou, the Famous, 有義方 Hữu nghĩa phương,: Owned a very effective exciting medicine. 教五子 Giáo ngũ tử, : All his five son took it. 名俱揚 Danh cu dương.: And their sexual ability were well-known. 養不教 Dưỡng bất giáo,: If your children don't know how to do it, 父之過 Phụ chi quá ;: It is all your fault. 教不嚴 Giáo bất nghiêm, : If they had lots of problems with it, 師之惰 Sư chi đọa.: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 子不學 Tử bất học,: You may refuse to study this. 非所宜 Phi sở nghi.: But that is a real mistake. 幼不學 Ấu bất học: If you don't learn it in childhood, 老何為 Lão hà vi ?: You will lose your ability when aged. 玉不琢 Ngọc bất trác,: If you don't exercise your dick, 不成器 Bất thành khí.: It won't become hard and strong. 人不學 Nhân bất học,: If you don't learn sex, 不知義 Bất tri nghĩa: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness. .......... |
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