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Author: Trinh Nhat posted on 3/22/2004 10:11:00 PM

Trịnh Nhật chuyểnngữ

This joke was told by a male friend to a group of female friends in Vietnamese
during a bushwalk in the New Year of the Monkey. The title of the joke in
Vietnamese is:
“Cho ‘ấy’ một cái đi!”

Do IT with me!

There once lived a couple of white rabbits who loved each other so much that they became inseparable. One day, for some unknown reason, the male rabbit suddenly disappeared and there were no signs that he would come home. The female rabbit missed her male partner so much that she went looking for him. She searched all the nooks and crannies trying to find her husband, but to no avail.

In a moment of utter despair, she met a brown buck. She asked: "Have you seen my husband?" The brown buck said: "I won't tell you unless you do 'it' with me." She did not know what to say at first, but because out of her love for her husband she eventually said "Yes".

After having fulfilled her promise, she went off looking again and this time she met a black buck. She asked: "Have you seen my husband?" The black buck said: "I won't tell you unless you do 'it' with me." Again out of her love for her husband, she succumbed and kept on searching. But with all her efforts and patience she still couldn't find her husband.

The consequence of these chance encounters, to no-one's surprise, resulted in pregnancy.

Now the question to you Girls is: "Can you guess as to what colour the baby rabbits may be?"

If you can't guess, please read further:

"All right, I'll tell you if you do 'it' with me." (Được rồi, nhưng phải cho tôi ‘ấy’ một cái, rồi tôi mới cho biết).



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