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+-----+ Topic: Hearse [ hurs ]: a mortuary transport vehicle by abcd


Author: abcd posted on 11/23/2002 12:54:15 PM

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, turned pale white, eyes sprawled wide open, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from hitting a building.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, the driver not even twitching a muscle, then the driver turned and said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me".

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten a man so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm very sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

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